How do you Dumbasses Manage to Breath?

And yet I still find myself in disbelief at how unbelievably stupid this fucking town can be.

I sit here at my co-op placement, trying to do some honest work so I can better my life, and I get a message:
"hey fuckface"

Now, I consider myself a reasonable man, so I'll leave the name of this character out of this note. However, being a reasonable man, I'll bash the fucking hell out of him just for my own, and your, personal enjoyment.

A few things from his Facebook profile;

Nameless is hangin out with my wang out with my girlfriend so hoes don't send me messages EX. Genine.

Nameless is back home ( i guess ) with my girl now and is very happy and is sleeping in tomorrow so don't send me fucking messages yah you genine.

Nameless bought the secret Area 51 for 75 gold bars at the International Store in Dope Wars.

Congratulations, dumbass. You're "hangin out with your wang out with my girlfriend." I sincerely hope that didn't seem poetic or intelligent to you. You make yourself look like a dumbass every time you speak, let alone type.

"is sleeping in tomorrow so don't send me fucking messages yah you genine." It seems like you have a problem with your computer - most of us don't instantly wake up once a message hits our Facebook inbox. So explain to me why it would be a bad thing to message you? Oh, and singling out someone like that, especially Genine, whom I happen to think is a nice girl, despite something recent that happened, is pretty fucking dumb.

"bought the secret Area 51 for 75 gold bars at the International Store in Dope Wars." Wow, you're so fucking cool. You play a shitty application game on Facebook in the vain hope that it might further your understanding of drug use. Go die in a fire.

Day after day I get harassing messages from people through the internet. Never to my face. Congratulations, kid. You're e-cool now. You managed to threaten me over the internet. Do me a favour and suck some more cock, why don't you.

Quit taking my oxygen, Renfrew.